Friday, 16 January 2009

Removing Shoes Is Not The Answer

Many people are told to believe that removing their shoes will improve the lives of the people living under their laminate flooring. This is a fallacy and merely indicates the ineffective policies employed by local councils.

Living underneath laminate flooring is equivalent to having one's home transformed into a drum, albeit a badly played drum.

Removing shoes merely equates to swapping the wooden drumsticks for a pair of woolly timpani mallets.

The thumping and thundering impact noises merely change tone, they do not go away.

People with laminate flooring need to take full responsibility for their noise and install high grade acoustic soundproofing and ensure the flooring is installed properly (without the laminate being in contact with the walls) or not have laminate in flatted properties at all.

Friday, 2 January 2009

Living with laminate flooring noise affects personality

I am a different person when I spend time away from home. I can relax, I can sleep easily, I awake feeling good about the coming day. I can focus on anything I want to knowing I will not be ripped from my own thoughts by loud, harsh noises raining down from above.

Returning to my home I feel the dread closing in, as if I am walking into a prison cell. Even if the noise is not present when I enter, I know that it will come. Almost immediately I feel myself transform into another person - a person who is anxious and fearful, jumpy and depressed. It is like a light goes out inside me knowing that I have to live here until change comes.

The noise did come and it came loud. Three hours and three pairs of outdoor shoes running around all over the property upstairs. Three hours of doors slamming, furniture grinding and random thuds and bangs. It was impossible to find a place in my home, the place that is supposed to be my sanctuary from the world, to sit without noise. Loud noise.

Currently I do not have a bedroom. I sleep in whichever room I guess will have the least disturbance. I don't always guess right.

Life, like the chairs on the laminate flooring above me, grinds on.